Quotations from Chairman Kinky

From Kinky Friedman's great book Cowboy Logic:

"Writing a novel is like frisbeeing your soul into hell and hoping that some three-headed flatulent dog might catch it".

"In Texas we all share the common belief that if we live a good life, when we die we go to Willie Nelson's house".

"I've been in outhouses, whorehouses, and White Houses, but I'm proud to say that I've never darkened the door of a spa".

"I've always been searching for a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence".

"Every time I stay in a fancy hotel, some employee always comes up to me with deep suspicion in his eyes and says, 'Can I help you?'"

"Find what you like, and let it kill you".

"Friedman's just another word for nothing left to lose".