Ten reasons the new Watchmen film will be a massive load of fail:
The Night Owl is supposed to be nerdly and looks studly instead.
Ozymandias is supposed to be studly and looks nerdly instead.
Alan Moore demanded to have his name disassociated with it in any way, shape or form, even at the expense of losing a fortune in royalties. He hates it that much.
The lame and unrealistic way the street graffiti looks in the advance photos. I don't care how realistic the backlot street sets are, the fraudulent graffiti ruins the effect.
The Silk Spectre isn't supposed to have ridiculously long hair.
Superhero costumes with hyper-accentuated abdominal muscles built into the suit are retarded. They were retarded in the original Batman movie and they're ten times more retarded and played-out now. No film featuring fake super-abs on costumes can ever be taken seriously. Now you can't say you haven't been told.
You can't force ten hours worth of plot into two and expect it to not suck. (Ask Erich Von Stroheim about that)
They took David Hayter off the project.
They changed the ending.
Dr. Manhattan isn't naked.
As Dostoevsky used to say, "What the fuck".
- - JSH
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