This is an exciting time to be alive, and I'm sure you'll agree. This November, all Americans can be proud that we all lived to see such an awe-inspiring and truly historic achievement.
Obama's election? Yeah, yeah, that's cool, but
naw, man, I'm talking about something that we all
truly never ever thought would come to pass in a million years: the release of the Guns 'n Roses
Chinese Democracy album.
1993: Axl reports a new GnR song is in the works, called "This I Love".
1994: GnR begins recording a new album as the follow-up to 1993's The Spaghetti Incident, but sessions are problematic because everyone has come to despise Axl.
1996: Recording sessions still going on. Slash quits.
1997: Recording sessions still going on. Duff quits. Matt Sorum quits.
1998: With an all-new band lineup, Axl starts all over again with recording the album. Geffen Records gives Axl a $1 million advance on it, expecting it will be released by 1999.
1999: The album never materialized, though Axl swears it's coming "any day now".
2000: Buckethead joins the band, and old parts of the album that have been sitting in the can for years must now be re-recorded to include Buckethead. By this time, most fans have given up on the album and it becomes one of the biggest jokes in rock and roll.
2002: The band goes on hiatus from recording and touring.
2004: The band returns to action, but Buckethead abruptly quits. Axl blames Buckethead's departure for the delays of the album.
2006: Still no album. Bumblefoot joins the band.
2007: The band announces the album is finally finished, but no release date is given. The "Chinese Democracy Tour" rolls out, even though there is no album to support.
March 2008: Still no album. Thinking it's a safe bet it'll never happen, Dr. Pepper announces it will give a FREE can of Dr. Pepper to every person in America if the band releases the album before 2008 is over.
October 2008: It's official: the new album Chinese Democracy will FINALLY see the light of day on November 23, 2008. And surprisingly, "This I Love" still made the track listing after all these years.
And it'll probably suck.
Oh well. But Dr. Pepper has announced they're going to keep their promise. Yee-haw!
- - JSH
3 comments:
It is like if Ed Hieronymus was to release a new chapbook of pomes.
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