This is an exciting time to be alive, and I'm sure you'll agree. This November, all Americans can be proud that we all lived to see such an awe-inspiring and truly historic achievement.
Obama's election? Yeah, yeah, that's cool, but naw, man, I'm talking about something that we all truly never ever thought would come to pass in a million years: the release of the Guns 'n Roses Chinese Democracy album.
And it'll probably suck.
Oh well. But Dr. Pepper has announced they're going to keep their promise. Yee-haw!
- - JSH