Crap of the Ages II

Though my DVD collection of Hollywood's crap of the ages is large enough that I could easily take them down to my fallout bunker and watch them exclusively from now till doomsday, my inquiring mind and roving eye always craves more. Because more is always better than less.

We won't always have the internet to provide us with digital giggles, so I try to put it to good use by watching some of these glorious cobweb-encrusted old films on der YouTube. And let me tell you, friend, it's a bottomless pit. Just in a quick cursory glance, I see the following publlic domain films uploaded in full for the viewing pleasure of freaks like you and geeks like me:

The Blancheville Monster Unknown World Lured Fog Island Man with a Camera Blonde Ice Night of the Living Dead The Duke is Tops M Gulliver's Travels Dracula In the Year 2889 Cabinet of Dr. Caligari The Woman In Green Nosferatu Secret Life of Hitler Nanook of the North Snows of Kilimanjaro Frankenstein (1910) Under Capricorn White Zombie Faust Phantom from Space Hot Rod Girl The Sundowners The Hitch-hiker Wizard of Oz (1910) Thief of Bagdad Escape from Sobibor Killer Shrews Gumnaam Horrors of Spider Island The Stranger Road to Bali Million Dollar Weekend The Lodger Dominique is Dead Plan 9 from Outer Space Mr. Wong, Detective Scream Blacula Scream He Walked By Night Swing High, Swing Low Dementia 13 Sting of Death My Favorite Brunette The Demon Barber The Big Bluff The Vampire Bat Birth of a Nation Son of Kong Prison Break How Awful About Allan Black Dragons Reet Petite and Gone The Corpse Grinders Snake People The Red House Shaolin Invincibles Bucket of Blood Zombie The Manster Sisters of Death Maniac The Snow Creature Cult of the Cobra Screaming Skull Black Sunday Wasp Woman A Study in Scarlet Lady Frankenstein The Ape Man Death Rides a Horse Embryo Dressed to Kill Submarine Base Blood on the Sun Mr. Arkadin The Crawling Hand She Done Him Wrong Vampyr Terror is a Man Mystery Liner Häxan The Blue Angel Phantom of the Opera Child Bride Gamera		Murder on Campus Blackmail Triumph of the Will Night Tide Desperate Cargo Godzilla vs. Gigan Five Minutes to Live Nabonga Abraham Lincoln The Devil's Partner The Great Gabbo Dixiana Fear in the Night Detour Beat the Devil Impact Carnival of Souls The Bigamist Hi De Ho One Eyed Jacks Bride of the Monster Dead Men Walk The Last Mile A Walk in the Sun Lost World Nude on the Moon Murder by Television Swamp Women Man with the Golden Arm Ghost Train Last Man on Earth The Devil Bat Theatre of Blood Something Weird Behind Green Lights Rembrandt Guest in the House Dillinger Please Murder Me Meet John Doe Conquest of Space Fear Chamber I Eat Your Skin Trapped A Farewell to Arms The Payoff 36 Crazy Fists Suddenly Destination Moon The Opium Connection Hero of Rome Beware the Blob Gruesome Twosome Devil's Island Eegah! House on Haunted Hill The Skin Game Animal Farm Butterfly Ball Mondo Balordo Trader Hornee 2000 Maniacs Godmonster of Indian Flats Savage Lagoon Fire Over England Broadway to Cheyenne Jail Bait Fighting Caravans D.O.A. The Third Man Metropolis Alice in Wonderland The Big Combo The Limping Man Hideous Sun Demon The Choppers Diary of a Nudist Countess Dracula Bawarchi Indecent Desires The Violent Years Deadwood 76 Hell in Normandy Women in the Night Castle of Fu Manchu She Gods of Shark Reef

And that's just the tip of the iceberg! There are hundreds, maybe even thousands of free retro-cheese movies watchable in their entirety on Youtube. It's a good time to be on this planet.

Someday the bugs who run things will look back and marvel that one could endlessly watch the crap of the ages for FREE on youtube. No need for television, RedBox, NetFlix, or your local video store - to say nothing of the rapidly endangered movie theater.

But enjoy it while you can, gentlemen, because this "internet" fad won't last forever. Mark me.

- - JSH