Sunday, February 20, 2011
Crap of the Ages II
Though my DVD collection of Hollywood's crap of the ages is large enough that I could easily take them down to my fallout bunker and watch them exclusively from now till doomsday, my inquiring mind and roving eye always craves more. Because more is always better than less.
We won't always have the internet to provide us with digital giggles, so I try to put it to good use by watching some of these glorious cobweb-encrusted old films on der YouTube. And let me tell you, friend, it's a bottomless pit. Just in a quick cursory glance, I see the following publlic domain films uploaded in full for the viewing pleasure of freaks like you and geeks like me:
And that's just the tip of the iceberg! There are hundreds, maybe even thousands of free retro-cheese movies watchable in their entirety on Youtube. It's a good time to be on this planet.
Someday the bugs who run things will look back and marvel that one could endlessly watch the crap of the ages for FREE on youtube. No need for television, RedBox, NetFlix, or your local video store - to say nothing of the rapidly endangered movie theater.
But enjoy it while you can, gentlemen, because this "internet" fad won't last forever. Mark me.
- - JSH