Wednesday, December 30, 2009

1928



I was chatting with ye olde JSH way back when, and he was talking about how his stock sarcastic reply, which I am paraphrasing, when any old hippie nostalgic would say, "Man, things aren't like they were in the sixties," was, "Oh yeah, me too. Things just haven't been the same since the 1860s. Can't wait for those days to roll back around..."

Got me thinking about the tools of my particular tirade. Used to was, I was carnivorous as a visual artist when it came to materials. Crayons on barnwood. Felt tip markers picked up from the Conway flea market. Cheap new acrylic paint from Wally World on vintage canvas boards that were found in a dumpster.

But as I've turned over the years from a catch as catch can gallery artist (which went astray from my original roots which as a kid I was always making comics) to more and more strictly a cartoonist, or comic book artist (Will Eisner called it sequential art, but narrative art, graphic novels, hieroglyphs...next wave, new wave, it's still comics to me, and while we're on it, for the record, I don't see any distinction between comics and any other approach to art, it's only that I'm more about the book than stand alone finished pieces hanging on a wall these days), my style has become more focused and, following, the tools which help me best to elucidate the cross-hatching of my soul, I realized not too long ago, consist of a set of instruments, none of which were introduced to the world stage any later than 1928.



In many ways, my over-wrought pen and ink style looks like it was formed in the late 1800s...if I drew like I was in the 1800s and could have yet foreseen to Post-Expressionism and film noir, but also somehow exposed to EC comics of the fifties, and Jack Kirby, and, after all of that, I was still in the late 1800s, and I still wanted to draw the way I do now.

Like most comic book artists, I draw on bristol board (basically an illustration paper, tough and absorbent enough to handle intense pen and ink (or brush and ink)). As I got more and more detailed with my cross-hatching, I was buying the highest end bristol board I could find at local art supply outlets. Then I eventually got hip to the fact that Strathmore, the standard maker of bristol board (note that Dan Clowes named the school in question in the film version of Art School Confidential, Strathmore), made a 500 series (the plate as opposed to the vellum surface is what I'm talking about here, for those of you taking notes) that I had to special order, as no stores in my neck of the Kentucky woods carried the high end stuff. The 500 series bristol was developed in 1893, and, as Robert Crumb has said, what used to be the standard bristol board when he was starting out is now almost impossible to find. Yeah, it's expensive stuff. But I figure I'm worth it.

My finished drawings, for the record, are usually done with a combination of the two following types of pens, both often used in congress on the same pages.



Joseph Gillot (1799-1873) invented the steel pen, as in nibs that are dipped in ink, as we know them, that is, between 1830-59, essentially adding the slits that one expects for the ink to flow. The company that he created still exists to this day, and for cartoonists and other folks that are serious about drawing, and who are in the know, still make the finest dip pens known to man. I got hip to Gillot and started using them relatively recently (just since starting my newest graphic novel The Organ-Grinder), replacing my off-the-rack Speedball ignorance (although I still employ some of my old favorites of the cheaper variety that have life in 'em yet when I feel the situation calls for 'em, kind of like when you're just feeling some cheap beer, in a poor man's drunk, as the Stones once sang...or from another angle, to respond to KISS, the cheapest stuff isn't always necessarily all I need). Sure, Gillot nibs are expensive, but, again, I believe I'm worth it.



In the search for pens to cartoon with, the rapidograph, what they call a technical pen, is my favorite cross-hatching tool, especially when I'm on the go. I can fill up the pen and take it with me anywhere to sketch in the sketchbook, or even work on actual comic pages on location away from the studio. The German company, Rotring, was established in 1928, with the narrow steel tube as an alternative to the nib of fountain pens. Although, oddly enough, technically speaking, the steel tube of the technical pen style actually predates the fountain pen, go figure. But it was the Rotring company that established the tube of the technical pen as we know it today (or as most people don't know it, as the case may be), and by 1953 had established itself as the premier manufacturer of them, with Koh-i-noor as its U.S. subsidiary, which is the brand I make marks with. I can't get the precise lines with any felt tip or disposable art pens that are out there on the market. Rapidographs can be hard to find (the internet and its eBays and such, has made this easier), and they can be expensive. Then yet again, I figure me (and my art for that matter) are worth it.

So, in summary, I don't use dip, not even dip pens, that was created past 1928, for the most part. I ain't preaching about tools, nor am I particularly dogmatic; it's just what I got in my toolbox, childrens. I use the past to let the present flow. And there's a calm sense of gnosis that with tools of the past the future can be discerned more clearly. It can make something of an inky soothsayer of thee.

You see me drawing my comics, and you see what my hands can do. And you wish you were the one that I was doing it to (for those not anointed into the Old Order, that's another KISS reference, alas).

--JTD

Monday, December 28, 2009

The Gone Fishin' Principle



The "Gone Fishing" principle is as old as time itself. It's what a Transylvania Gentleman does, that undisclosed place he goes, when he can't be reached for comment for the foreseeable future. You see, I've been absent from posting missives here as of late, but this reporter had to see a man about a mule. I was gone fishing in Berea, and it seems I was gone a long while. Maybe I went to Rockcastle County with a hunk of meat in my hand. And, as I always say, the blues ain't nothing but a hunk of meat duct-taped to my leg.

Perhaps, as the above photos intimate, I literally was gone fishing (yours unruly and Brian Manley, respectively, at an undisclosed fishing spot just a little southeast of Gnome, take a right at the Apocalypse Ranch). Maybe I just needed to yodel in private a while.

I surely speak now to you with new jargon, like marbles, in my mouth. See, maybe me & Manley was just doing research on our graphic novel in the works, Creekwater. And "creekwater," boys and girls, is the new ultra secret Old Order slang for whiskey, especially if it's made in Kentucky. Keep that one close to your vest, preferably in a flask.


Or, ya know, like dig pappy, maybe I've just been celebrating Christmas with Nat & Dean. Which, lately, is a phrase I've been employing simply to signify any state of drunken, tobacco partaking, good times (how else would one think of Xmas with Nat & Dino?). In other words, I've been having Christmas with Nat & Dean most of the year.

Open up the doghouse, a few Transylvania Gentlemen cats are coming in. Without spilling all the beans, those interested can discern more about my sojourn amongst the Philistines at the Covertly and by Snatches blog.

And if I still don't answer?

Gone fishing.

--JTD

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Nightlife Notes #3


This week's installment of Nightlife Notes: Mojito Tapas, Jeff Ruby's, Christmas-Eve Eve at Seidenfaden's, my search for a Starbucks that doesn't care about the reason for the season, and some stern tutelage on how to fix my gawdam steak.

- - JSH

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Kentucky Gentleman's Farm


Hey, does anyone have $429,000 I can borrow? I'll pay you back in a few Shrove Tuesdays from now. I want to buy this farm in my old ancestral stomping grounds of Estill County. See more photos here.

- - JSH

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Kentucky Ale Beer Cheese


Yes, dear friends, long and arduous is the gravel road I have traveled, lo, these many years to seek out prime examples of the uniquely Kentuckian tradition known as Beer Cheese.

Many times have I been on safari, deep in the heart of darkest Boonesboro, making my way through a sea of drunken river rats with lunch in their beards, salty women whose hair smelled of Suave conditioner and fried chicken, disreputable hillbilly mechanics in back rooms of garages in parts of Madison County that bear no name, and smoky rural diners with yellowing countertops and teeth. I've nocturally traversed tick-filled weedy farmlands with justified and ancient cornfields, and I've slogged knee-deep in black rotten stinking creek mud to get from Point A to Point Beer Cheese, ever seeking what's around the next corner, the next door, the next tree, the next quantum particle.

And I did it all for you, dear reader; your humble servant am I. Selah.

In the course of these scholarly duties and advanced Appalachian studies, this jaded palate has experienced it all - or so I thought. But Kentucky Ale Beer Cheese is a new taste sensation for me.

It differs from the lowbrow pepperiness of Southern Salads and the steady, stoic blandness of Hall's store-bought spread and the Popeye-muscled horseradish power of River Rat. The synergy of Kentucky Ale with this Beer Cheese somehow gives a downright mustard-like tang. Sure enough, there it is in the ingredients: mustard powder. Beauty!

The texture is grainy, not gloppy, and - this is the mark of a truly worthy Beer Cheese - it makes me wanna ditch the crackers and just eat the damn stuff right oughta the tub with a butter knife.

Funny thing is, I don't even particularly care for Kentucky Ale as a beer. One of the little ironies of life in the commonwealth. (Now, their super-fancy Bourbon-barrel ale is a whole 'nother story. Mmmmm, that's the stuff!)

- - JSH

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Nightlife Notes #2


This week's Nightlife Notes: on Caipirinhas, Cachaca, Tuaca, Old Spaghetti Factory, Old Seelbach Bar, Renbarger's Brewhaus, Seviche and more!

- - JSH

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Nightlife Notes


"Hello Baton Rouge, won't you turn your radio down?"

Like the Saturday Night Live skit about a Starbucks within a Starbucks, now I've got a column within a column, a blog within a blog. Nightlife Notes is a new regularly-recurring Louisville Mojo feature writ by yours truly, being an utterly self-indulgent and pointless recounting of bands I'm diggin', booze I'm drinkin', and beef I'm eatin'.

- - JSH

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Tiger Beat


Here we go again! Another phony, hand-wringing, media feeding frenzy to humiliate a man for having a sex drive. Like Bill Clinton and David Duchovny before him, Tiger Woods is now being vilified by condescending media talking heads who are clearly deriving sadistic glee in trying to tear him down. Just tonight Jim Moret on CNN kept repeating over and over that Tiger Woods is "probably a sex addict".

Tiger Woods, like most athletes of our age, has barely even registered on my radar. Playing sports is one thing, but my only real interest in watching sports is in those games that I have a bet riding on, and I've never bet on golf. (I'm also a terrible golfer myself - triple digits.) Ironically, the very thing that's turning so many people off about him is exactly that which is catching my attention and earning my respect.

I also like his steadfast "no comment, I don't owe any of you an explanation about anything" attitude. Like shrill harpies, even news personalities who I usually respect are jumping on the bandwagon of character assassination, for no other reason than because they can.

As usual, Rachel Maddow gets it right. She's avoiding the Tiger circus, and when asked why by Jimmy Fallon, she said: "Tiger Woods never said, 'Buy Nike, I'm faithful to my wife'. He never made claims to be the superior moral being. So I have a hard time thinking we should cover it."

Here's to ya, Tiger. Keep burning bright.

- - JSH

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Crosshatching Outside County Lines


The home office just received a report from the trenches. Why, it's one of our boys - that missing-in-action soldier Dockery, makin' his way out there on the front lines of the great war. He sends us a blurred photo that probably accurately represents his state of being at this juncture point. Despite his current hobo status, at least he's still drawing comics somewhere out there. And where there's ink, there's hope.

- - JSH

Monday, December 7, 2009

Red Stag


Everyone's pushing this Red Stag stuff everywhere I go. It's four-year-old Jim Beam infused with black cherry flavoring. I don't get it.

Wink at Seidenfaden's poured me a shot and well, it wasn't bad, but it still reminded me of cough medicine, and if I wanted that I might as well turn to the mighty and holy Jagermeister instead. (Interesting that they're using a similar Stag motif for this similarly syrupy stuff.)

I just can't wrap my head around the logic of cherry flavored bourbon. I suppose they'd be handy for making a Manhattan or an Old Fashioned, but when you add the cherry flavoring yourself, you can get the measurements just right to your own satisfaction. When you buy a bottle of this junk, though, you're stuck with what you're given. No good. I can't get behind it.

- - JSH

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Levin on Dockery


Yee-haw! The latest online edition of The Comics Journal features a killer-diller extravaganza of an article by Bob Levin, all about our own J.T. Dockery's massive graphic tome In Tongues Illustrated. An excerpt:

"The gestalt is noir — private eyes, women in distress, criminal masterminds with brutish henchmen — but of a hallucinatory order. Stories run one page or a dozen. Characters vanish after a single appearance or recur several stories later, seemingly having run their course. Narratives do not sustain. Solutions do not surface. At one point, Dockery interrupts his string of fictions for the "true" account of Harry Stephen Keeler, who came out of an Illinois nut house in 1913 to compose countless pulp stories and novels (The Skull of the Waltzing Clown, The Case of the Transposed Legs) from a weave of obsessions, coincidence, and indecipherable ethnic dialogue, for, Dockery surmises, "an audience that [could]... not exist."


- - JSH